Space Koi is getting a little bit impatient for the fifth installment of A Song and Ice and Fire.
Space Koi is getting a little bit impatient for the fifth installment of A Song and Ice and Fire.
Space Koi was the goddamn Foursquare mayor of Alpino Vino just five freaking minutes ago.
Supermoon! Wait, what? Space Koi is confused, what’s going on? What year is this?
Space Koi realizes the folly of her plans for Supermoon Night.
Space Koi wishes there wasn’t so much air at parades.
Space Koi is just gonna go chill out in his room and listen to some Arcade Fire for a while.
(h/t [once again] to Nikileaks for the Koi)
Space Koi can’t believe what you just did there.
(h/t to Nikileaks for the Koi)
Space Koi cannot BELIEVE he dropped all the sausages. Luckily the Five Second Rule totally exists in space.
Space Koi got a little airsick. But don’t sweat it, Space Koi will find some wet wipes in just a sec.
Space Koi would like to remind you to check your blood sugar and check it often.